7 Creative Ways To Say “I Don’t Give A Fuck”
7 Creative Ways To Say “I Don’t Give A Fuck” 1. The Pocket Check Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed Check your pockets and anno...
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7 Creative Ways To Say “I Don’t Give A Fuck”
1. The Pocket Check
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Check your pockets and announce, “Sorry, just looking for fucks to give.”
2. The Fuck in the Eye
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Pretend like something just got in your eye, ask the person if they see anything, then say, “Does it look like there’s anything in there that looks like…I give a fuck?”
3. The Field of Fucks
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Gesture with your arms to an imaginary field and say, “Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks… Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see it is barren.”
4. The No Fucks List
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Ask to borrow a pen then cheerfully inform them, “I’m going to add that to my list of things I don’t give a fuck about!”
5. The Fucks Mirror Check
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Take out an imaginary compact and pretend to check yourself out in it, say, “Sorry, I was just checking to make sure I don’t look like I actually give a fuck.”
6. The No Fucks Robot
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Begin to do a robot dance, then say in a robot voice, “Beep boop, does not compute a fuck.”
7. The Majestic Last Fuck
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Pretend to cradle and pet an animal in your arm, then say, “This here, this is my last fuck, the rest have gone extinct, and no, I will not give it to you.”
